Iron Citron is one of my favourite variants in Garden Warfare 2. I absolutely love playing him. He is lethal when played well. Imagine my delight when I visited our little backstreet dealer in the sewers, Rux, and he offered me a hat with a mouse on it – a Judge Mouse. “Yes your honour!”, I said, as I clicked ‘Purchase’.

Ok, so it wasn’t made for me, but that’s what I am happy believing, so what does it matter, right? Every citron in my game now proudly wears this hat.

What is your favourite customisation and why?